As much as he was sniggering at the events unfolding on screen - as it turned out Viggo's Lucifer wasn't so far off in terms of behaviour, which was a little disturbing, but, dear Adam on Earth somewhere, what were they thinking with Gabriel? - Crowley was also amused by the antics on the couch. He hadn't missed Zatanna's positioning of herself, nor had he missed her deliberate act with the popcorn. She'd put the bowl between herself and Crowley, not only making it easy for them both to snack, but it put a little space between them and required John to reach across her lap if he wanted any. The demon liked the way she thought. The movie was funny, too.
After a while, though, the plot got too ridiculous for words. It seemed that Gabriel, upset with God for paying so much attention to humanity, decided to start a second war in Heaven. But the war wasn't going well and he needed a good general to help him. Of all the people he could have chosen, he fixed on one particularly vicious Korean war vet because of some ill-defined prophecy. But Simon, who was somehow an angel rather than a human apostle, hid the war vet's soul inside a living native American girl named Mary. What an original name. And how kind of the 'good angel' to put a child in danger. Why not put the soul in someone like Schwarzenegger who could, oh, defend himself? But as Gabriel got closer to finding her, an ex-seminary-student-turned-cop and a school teacher teamed together to protect her. And Crowley couldn't stand it anymore.
"What the fuck?" he finally said, trying to follow it all. "Who thought this made sense?"
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Date: 2006-11-19 08:18 pm (UTC)After a while, though, the plot got too ridiculous for words. It seemed that Gabriel, upset with God for paying so much attention to humanity, decided to start a second war in Heaven. But the war wasn't going well and he needed a good general to help him. Of all the people he could have chosen, he fixed on one particularly vicious Korean war vet because of some ill-defined prophecy. But Simon, who was somehow an angel rather than a human apostle, hid the war vet's soul inside a living native American girl named Mary. What an original name. And how kind of the 'good angel' to put a child in danger. Why not put the soul in someone like Schwarzenegger who could, oh, defend himself? But as Gabriel got closer to finding her, an ex-seminary-student-turned-cop and a school teacher teamed together to protect her. And Crowley couldn't stand it anymore.
"What the fuck?" he finally said, trying to follow it all. "Who thought this made sense?"