"Oh, it's pure and total bollocks, something about a modern-day war in Heaven and some girl who's supposed to be the key to ending it. Stuff that could only be written by someone who knows sod all about it. It's the casting that makes the film, though." John grinned and turned the case over, reading from the back. "Christopher Walken as Gabriel--you know, if Gabriel was a psychotic mobster who liked to perch on top of buildings like a gargoyle--and Viggo Mortensen as Him Below..."